Hello World
Thanks for stopping by, I hope you are doing well :)
I am a software engineer based in Washington DC, currently leading a team building platform services for Bethesda Softworks.
Current Thoughts
The most difficult problem in software engineering is still naming things.
"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be." — Kurt Vonnegut — Mother Night
Nobody actually knows how DNS works.
"If you get confused, just listen to the music play." — Garcia / Hunter — Franklin's Tower
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Hanlon's razor > Occam's razor
Fun Side Projects
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Walkabout
Travel catalogue and planner, coded (and dogfooded!) whilst taking a hiatus in 2016 -
Tetris
Web-based Tetris clone based on the Game Boy port -
Teardrop and Raindrop
Audio visualizers -
AwSnap
That time a security vulnerability we found in Chrome got out of hand -
Hollowbot
Open-source framework for a reddit bot -
nescanvas
Avatar chat app w/ SNES sprites from a beloved classic, Kupo! -
msh
CLI emulator/sandbox with a bunch of easter eggs -
DragonGL and Chaos
Early OpenGL projects - three programs to draw the Dragon Curve Fractal (badly) and a game
Past Portfolios
GOAT Quote
On two occasions I have been asked — "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" — I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
Passport:
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